hell yes lets make some ravioli
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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