is your mom at the bar?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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