There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize
