redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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