Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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