I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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