He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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