no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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