when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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