Well douche your snatch and let's go!
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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