Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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