We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just want nice things and good sex
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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