is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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