brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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