u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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