Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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