u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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