Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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