WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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