i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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