I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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