we have officially lost it.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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