i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
