North Korea, Best Korea!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
It's official drugs can't kill me
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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