one two three fourrrrnication!
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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