So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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