Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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