i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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