Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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