Apparently you make a good broom.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You are a booty call, not a friend.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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