he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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