found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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