Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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