How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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