As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you win again, gameday.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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