why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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