last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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