I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
In America we eat man semen.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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