What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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