So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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