He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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