love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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