Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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