You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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