My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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