the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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