No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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