I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
