Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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