kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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