do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
is it fun? or sober?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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