Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She announced her abortion via fbk
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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