whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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