just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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