I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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