she woke up with a sticky ear
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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