I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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