Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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