She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I am available for nakedness
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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